Blogging Humor

If these words were people, I would embrace their genocide.

This is some really funny shite about blogging and one guy’s complete irritation with blog related buzz words.

If the thousands of mid-sentence links don’t annoy you,
the long slender columns of text will. Most of the screen on a blog is
blank for an imaginary populace of readers still using
640×480 resolution. I didn’t buy a 19″ monitor to have 50% of its screen
realestate pissed away on firing white pixels, you assholes. They
don’t print books on receipt paper for a reason.
Every time I see this layout, I want to choke the creator with my dry,
crackled, and bleeding hands for making my fingers so calloused from having
to keep scrolling the mouse wheel to read your dumb “blog.”